So lately… Ive been drinking with some of my friends one specific shot… The stuntman, now we have been “enjoying” these alcoholic treats with minimal after thought or worry… Well I think thats about to change… I have observed some strange side effects over the past week that I believe have a direct relation to the stuntman shot….
Observation 1: I have a friend… as far as I know it… hes Male.. but over the past week i’ve come to question that aspect of him…. This guy at first was a little hesitant to do a stuntman… (generally men with small members are a little wary about doing this) as of late he has become a Giant “Vag”. since ingesting this liquid concoction he has bailed on his homies twice… It is also believed that their may be some renegade sand in his vag as well…. (on a side note I also have conclusive evidence of this person watching the movie Nanny Diaries) In this gentleman’s case the Vagification process may have spread to far for us to reverse it… only time will tell.
Observation 2: This morning I woke up with a black eye…. did I get in a fight? no. Did I fall? maybe, but not on my eyeball. Initially I had nooo Fucking clue as to how I got this shit, after a little thought though… the Black eye is the eye that I did squeeze lime in last night… Maybe… now just maybe.. the shot is starting to take its toll on me. maybe my eyeball just ain’t what it used to be? but what I do know is that I have a black eye and the only thing near my eye was lime juice, chew on that for a while…
Observation 3: Another distinguished gentleman who despite his decrepit age can amazingly hang with the younger guys… I like to refer to him as an “Active Adult”. So after rallying us to do a round of stuntmen last night, He almost instantly becomes ill with cramps… he was also heard saying he had to throw up. So hes having menstrual cramps and morning sickness now… I pray that this passes and he does not succumb to the Vag effect.
Now I know my personal experience (observation 2) does not bear any effect on my manhood or make me a pussy… but Its still a side effect…
This morning the office in Chicago has undertaken the task of a 10 year study in to the effects of salt in the nasal passage, lime juice in the retina and the exact level of estrogen in Tequila. While these test are being ran and examined it is advised to stay away from the stuntman for the time being… for fear of an epidemic of drunken pussies overtaking the city and Nanny Diaries becoming the #1 movie in America…
For the time being the most immediate cure for the Stuntman with what we have seen the best results in reversing the Vagification process is a bottle of Uncle Toms whiskey, once aquired you will need to down the whole fucking bottle… now you may feel some burning in the crotch.. dont be alarmed.. thats just your manhood returning… Below is a picture of the final stages of the De-vagification process.
If there are any other side effects that have been observed that were not mentioned in this article please contact me so that I may let the office in Chicago know about your findings…
Together we can stop this epidemic and put Vaginitis on the shelf with small pox and the black plague… as a curable disease.
