Welcome to Shades of Gray, the blog you know you’ve been missing for the longest time. I of course am your momma’s man, JGray. Soooo much to write about, hard to believe it’s been about a year since my last post!
I was rocking the Stumble today and came across a little gem of awesome I felt I had to share. Magdalena Kwiatkowska is from Poland. I know what you’re thinking, “Oh man, she’s probably a DUMB bitch!”, but I say listen to the facts, hear me out and then make an informed assumption on her mental state.
It seems that the Kwiatkowska family recently took a vacation to Egypt where their 13 year old daughter used the hotel swimming pool quite a bit. Upon returning home the Kwiatkowska’s discovered their little angel was pregnant, and Magdalena, being the brilliant one in the family, demanded compensation from the hotel where they stayed. What’s that? Why would she demand compensation from the hotel you ask? Well silly, here’s why… Moms deducted that the only way her precious could have possibly gotten pregnant is from the swimming pool where she spent so much time. Tourist authorities in Warsaw confirmed they had received the complaint which states that the girl conceived because of stray sperm in the pool. *sigh* It should hurt to be so damned stupid.
Read about Marv Albert throwing down with 50 Cents entourage at the Jimmy Kimmel show the other night and I started thinking, is there anyone more gangster than Marv fucking albert? I mean really… I think Marv Albert is actually black, he may be the blackest man on the planet. Dude is at every basketball game, was arrested for raping a chick in her ass AND biting the fuck out of her back (which he somehow avoided jail time OJ style) and now this. I’m pretty sure 50 cents peeps are trying to cover this whole thing up, not because they’re embarrassed for not recognizing Marv but because Marv bitch slapped every last one of them until they cried. There’s more to this story than the media is letting on people and I’m going to uncover the truth!
Keeping this one short since I’ve been away so long but am definitely going to try going back to the almost daily routine, we’ll see how it goes. In honor of our countries ongoing recession and the disturbing number of people losing their jobs every day (I should know) I leave you with my pic of the day, enjoy!
