Shades of Gray #8

After a longer than expected lay-off due to the new job, Shades of Gray is back like Espo’s herpes! Valtrex son, for real.

Happy Thanksgiving! As I’m writing this, I do so with a heavy heart, my Detroit Lions are being ass-fucked by the Titans and a 0-16 season seems quite likely.

Speaking of ass! The notorious “Butt Bandit” of Valentine, Nebraska  has finally been captured, ending his nearly two year reign of terror on the tiny town of 2,600. I personally can see how the dude probably was drunk and did it one night thinking it was the funniest shit ever, but to continue for almost two years is just wierd. Unless of course it was his drunken tradition, maybe it brought him good luck, who are we to judge?

Remember the 8 year old in Flagstaff that shot his Dad and Dad’s friend? Well, apparently the little fucker planned the murders. He told protective services that he had been spanked 5 times the night before and that he vowed his 1,000th spanking would be his last. Oh yeah, he kept a piece of paper with all the spankings tallied in his room. Caution, *RANT* coming. Why the fuck are kids such pussy little faggots these days? Kids pick on other kids, parents spank their children, Mr. Williams down the street cups your balls while he slips a Jolly Rancher in your pocket and makes you promise that “it’s our little secret”….um… well, that last one is just a random example, stop looking at me like that. My point is shit happens. Shooting up schools because a bully messed with you or killing your parents because you got a little spanking is fucking nuts. Shit, I’m scared as fuck to have kids, little assholes will gang up and whack me in my sleep by the time they’re six. It’s getting to the point that you either have to give them every little thing they want and demand or be able to tell early on if they’re going to be good looking, popular and athletic when they grow up. If they are not going to be any of those things, just flush the little brats and get to making a new one.

I would like to say to Chad Finkelstein that I am glad you’re ok bro, stop driving like an ass.

And to Espo, I’m sorry for my insensitive herpes comment. Seriously dude, you can hardly notice them. Also, I hope my pic of the day does not bring back too many horrible memories.

Pic of the Day!