Shades of Gray #3

Welcome to Shades of Gray the daily blog that’s not quite daily these days. Or something.

I heard some pretty funny news that Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA for short) has offered Sarah Palin an honorary position in their company with a group of hot sluts known as the Beautiful People. While I do not consider Palin to be unattractive, I really do not see what the point of this is. Other than appealing to her ego this obvious publicity stunt is dumb even for professional wrestling standards. I know enough about hot, young, popular girls that teaming them with a cougar who has such poor taste in clothing a bunch of old white men had to pay for her new wardrobe is a huge mistake. Those girls will make her feel so self-conscious all the Ben and Jerry’s won’t help. After looking at her family I think a love triangle death match storyline involving Palin’s husband and this guy seems way more intriguing. TNA owner and president Dixie Carter, herself a very bangable MILF, had this to say.

“Governor Palin has combined her experiences as a wife and mother with her political savvy to prove to America and the world that politics aren’t just a man’s game. I know firsthand what challenges you have to face when breaking a glass ceiling in a male-dominated profession.”

My only question is, isn’t she still Governor of Alaska with a job to do?

Rumbling has already started over the upcoming teen girl goth vampire movie Twilight, which stars some very skinny, very pale, very feminine “heartthrob” named Robert Pattinson. According to my sources the film is already selling out for it’s debut weekend and the soundtrack has already hit number 1 on the charts. The first soundtrack to do that since that groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece 8 Mile. I for one will not be seeing the movie or it’s sequels because I cannot bring myself to watch this for hours on end.