Shades of Gray #1

Welcome one and and all to the first ever daily blog on epicdelrio.com, Shades of Gray. I of course am your host JGray and I will be bringing you rants, raves, reviews, bits of news and other shit from around the world and generally giving everyone a piece of my mind. Now that the introductions are through, no I don’t care to know who you are, let’s do this thing.

I wanted to start out with something a little light hearted that many of you may not have heard about, New England Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis. Young Miss Davis was shit-canned from her weekend gig making drunk fat dudes drool hot dog bits on themselves because photos surfaced online of her posing with some passed out guy in her dorm room. At first glance the photo is harmless(and at glances 2 through 617 by the way) it’s college after all. Take a look for yourself. The thing that got her canned is the tiny little swastika on dudes chin, Caitlin claims she didn’t see it and dammit I believe her! I do however understand that you cannot have your team associated with swastikas in any way, especially when the owner of this team is a sponsor of the Israeli Football League. It’s just a damn shame because now we have to miss out on good, clean American fun like this.

I was reading about the 8 year old boy in St. John’s Arizona who apparently murdered his Dad and Dad’s friend and I started to wonder what was going on in that house. A kid who has never had any disciplinary problems in school, never been considered a trouble maker, just one day pops his Pops and another dude? Sad as it sounds I think we’re going to find out he’s been being molested by either his father or the other guy, or maybe Dad and his “friend” were messing around and Jr. didn’t like that. No matter what happened it’s a sad story for this little boy and I can’t help thinking that Joe Arpaio totally wishes this had happened in his county so he could have press conferences and talk about how he would whip this boy into shape and get on TV and have his Sheriff’s cup his testicles oh so gently while he watches old re-runs of Gomer Pyle and…. Sorry, got a bit off track there.

I wanna give a big shout out to the chick in Prescott who attacked by a rabid Fox and then ran 1 mile to her car, threw that bitch in the trunk and drove herself to the hospital. No city girl could have pulled that shit off.