Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which One can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him Without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky…not really good for Anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble Down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no Attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal Immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.