Hillary Clinton is well on her way to winning the Democratic nomination. Holy bad fucking idea Batman. I’ve always said I believe we would have a female President before a black one and I don’t think it should be that way. Not that a woman isn’t capable of running the country but you gotta see how it makes us look in the eyes of the world. All these fucked up countries we have to deal with don’t respect women for shit. Do you really think that the Grand Sheik of _______(insert unpronouncable country here) is gonna come have a sit down and talk man business with a woman he feels is slightly below fingernail clippings on the evolutionary chart? FUCK NO! It’s unfortunate, but that’s the way it is. We will look weak and we will be attacked and bombed and all kinds of shit within a year.
That’s why, in my opinion, if we’re going to go in a totally new direction we need a black President. Not a Colin Powell or a Jesse Jackson or an Al Sharpton…..well, maybe Al Sharpton. He is kinda gangster.
No, we need a no nonsense, shut the fuck up before I smack a bitch President.
We need a President Shaft, or a President Dolemite, or a motherfuckin’ President Sam Jackson motherfucker! “Tat, Tat, Tat, what the fuck man?!”
Apparently experience is not really a factor, Hillary has only been a Senator for a few years. That’s pretty much the political equivalent of “No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”
Seriously, a black white house would make an entire planet shit their pants in fear. Even black people are afraid of black people running the country.
But come on now, who isn’t ready to hear a P Diddy Hail to the Cheif remix? Or a speach that vows to put a 40 in every fridge and a nine in every waistband? Think about it, the 1st and 15th would become National holidays, work would become optional and traveling would become much easier once every street in America is changed to MLK Blvd.
Jokes aside, Hillary is not the woman to try this experiment with. Come on, she’s the same lady who couldn’t catch Bill banging bitches in the room next door. Now she’s gonna be way too busy to keep an eye what he’s doing. Dude’s gonna be having Girls Gone Wild foam parties in the West Wing while she’s at global warming summits with Al.
A woman President will happen someday, and it should. But this is the wrong time in history for it.
Paid for by the motherfuckin’ commitee to get motherfuckin’ Samuel L. Jackson in motherfuckin’ office. Motherfucker.
